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LEARN- Who are the Parties?

Meet the Parties

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The national party

"If you want the same thing for another four years."

the labour party

"Too many new leaders. I can't keep track of them all anymore."

the Green PARTY

"Just a bunch of hippies."

New Zealand First 

"It's basically just Winston Peters."

Maori Party

"No, we don't need a White Party."


United Future

"Isn't this just a poor man's ACT Party?"


"Rich white men."

The Opportunities Party

"Hold up, this one is just Gareth Morgan!"


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